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Fool-Proof Cure-All for Nauseating Boot-Lickers
Anyone know where this is going?
Give it a guess. It's super simple when you consider human nature.
BZZZZT TIME'S UP. Alright, I'll tell you anyway: BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH! Delight your audience with tales of unmatched, god-tier skills before they witness your wonders live! Et voilà! They drag their feet, so none of that gross second-hand fanclub crap. Works most every time, and it is a fun reveal! Humanity does resent the well-deserved ego, mh mh.
They certainly won't steal the horn to toot when it's already between your lips.
Of course, you probably don't have this problem, ha ha.
